I imagined a Digital Blizzard when I configured zmodem for the first time.

What the hell is this Packetbuzzard thing anyway?

• packetbuzzard (pak’it buz’erd) n. The Packard Model:nK2100 Data Pump known as the PacketBuzzard is a internetwork hardware appliance that does everything! Intrusion Detection, Intrusion Deflection, Logging, IP Forensics, Bandwidth Shaping, Load Balancing, I/O Packet Scavenging, Packet Synchronization, Encryption, Decryption, Network Monitoring, a revolutionary self diagnosing repair system, and a full 360º ricochet deflection system with dynamic recoil.
  Don,t think about hacking on the PacketBuzzard because it does not operate on conventional protocols and can not be affected nor can it be influenced by the billy gates revenue machine.
• Where can I get one?
  The PacketBuzzard is not available to the general public at this time due to trade secrets and patenting issues.